Meet Rocky, the world-renowned runner with a heart of gold and a penchant for punching trees. Known for his unorthodox training methods, Rocky chases chickens for agility, leaps over park benches for stamina, and occasionally challenges squirrels to footraces. His signature move? The “Rocky Sprint,” a burst of speed that leaves competitors eating his dust and wondering why he’s humming “Eye of the Tiger.” With a trail of muddy sneakers and a string of quirky victories, Rocky is the undisputed champ of turning every run into an epic adventure. Whether it’s conquering hills or dodging pigeons, Rocky Balboa is the legend who runs with heart, humor, and a whole lot of hustle.

Every athlete exercises self-control in all things. They do it to receive a perishable wreath, but we an imperishable. So I do not run aimlessly; I do not box as one beating the air. But I discipline my body and keep it under control, lest after preaching to others I myself should be disqualified.

—1 Corinthians 9:25–27